Ok, so im going to the library tomorrow wif my friends. Only my mom knows though. If my dad knew it would go along the lines like this.

Worst Case Scenario:

“HELL NO! YOU AREN”T GOING BY URSELF U R ONLY 12 YEARS OLD!”

“uh, no i’m not going ALONE. 2 of my friends are coming WIF me.”

“U GUYS ARE TOO YOUNG U AREN”T GOING”

“UR FREAKING OVERREACTING!”

“SHUT UP!”

Most “jumping to conclusion” scenario:

“ur gonna get raped. or kidnapped for ransom.”

“that is really going over the edge dad. seriously. kidnapping?! ransom?!”

“Yes!”

“I’m not going alone. i’m going with 2 of my friends!”
“are those boys.”

“WTF!”

 

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